What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:08

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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